1. If the temperature outside has not risen since yesterday, the temperature of the workout room will also not have risen since yesterday. Therefore, attempting to inhale the same icy air while running will still be just as likely to induce a nose-bleed.
2. I know you think the workout room exists solely for you and roomie since you are the only people you ever see using it, but your fellow residents, who are also stuck in their apartments for the millionththird day in a row, are as equally as bored as you are and are therefore allowed to use the workout room as a last resort boredom-buster. Please be patient and learn to share.
3. When you are snowediced into your apartment, and therefore unable to acquire groceries, you should refrain from finishing off your entire batch of peanut butter cookies in two days since you used the only cookie ingredients you had for that batch. You will not be happy when the only sweets you have left are a stale bag of mini marshmallows and three Starbursts.
4. Not unlike your need for better rationing of your dessert, you should also practice better rationing of your toilet paper when you are three quarters of the way through your last roll.
5. You are going to severely regret not using all of your free time more wisely when you have 923084029384 chapters to read and papers to write next week. At least your finger nails will be spectacularly polished and you will be completely up to date on all of the happenings of your favorite bloggers' lives.
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